Gadgets
Men and their Gadgets
I guess all the women will give sigh
But the greatest inventions ever created
Are duct tape and the cable tie
They can keep a bicycle going
Hold outside furniture in a storm
Stop a woman from talking
Even help to mow the lawn
They can fix a broken window
Stop a leaking esky going dry
Hold up Christmas lights
That will still be there in July
A temporary panel beater
Hold a wobbly head light in place
Why I bet they’ve even used them
Up there, in outer space
Keep a toddler on a bicycle
So they don’t fall off and cry
Stick a long streamer to a kite
So it can soar through the sky
Hold the souls on your shoes
So you can walk and get a new pair
Patch up a dodgy fly screen
If there’s lots of holes in there
Keep the timber atop your car
When you’ve left your rope at home
Do a really quick repair job
When you’ve kicked over a gnome
Putting tinsel on a motorbike
So that it stays in place
Somewhere to hold my keys
So they don’t have to get replaced
So many different uses
Way to many to try and mention
So ill raise a toast to both of them
With the third bestest invention