Borborygmus

People used to say in God we trust

They had never met bor bor yg mus

People used to say don’t make a fuss

They had never served bor bor yg mus

If you want the great one to be kind to us

You must kneel and serve bor bor yg mus

You will feel like you’ve been hit by a bus

If you do not swear by bor bor yg mus

People will think you are pretty suss

If you don’t have faith in bor bor yg mus

You will find simple food is very delicious

When you pray over the forest to bor bor yg mus

When you look into the light just after dusk

You will see the glow of bor bor yg mus

When the atmosphere was turned to rust

We first were exposed to bor bor yg mus

It rose from the earth to smite our lust

Taught all mankind to pledge to bor bor yg mus

As ancient as time itself and the calculus

Humanity learnt to love the bor bor yg mus

Our hearts no longer strive to rush

Time is eternal with the bor bor yg mus

Life is simple now there is no mistrust

We live in the shelter of bor bor yg mus

When you repeat the four words plus plus

bor bor yg mus bor bor yg mus bor bor yg mus

you will sink beneath the earths crust

living forever inside the bor bor yg mus.