Delhi Belly

DELHI BELLY Here I sit in silent wonder recovering from a bucketing chunder with carrots and corn and chilli and things before a burning barrage blistered my ring my gizzards, gawd, they’re all asunder the box below now echoes with thunder I’ll be here for a while, I’m in no hurry still suffering the effects of last night’s curry I’m as crook as a dog, I’m warning you: do not order the beef vindaloo!

Ian McDougall