Date Roll

I wish I’d bought more dunny rolls

before Covid came to town

when all the bloody wankers

hit the shops like clowns

they bought out all the rice

and then all the toilet paper

selfish greedy assholes

what a stupid bloody caper

so many people now

have a closet that is full

they acted like scared sheep

and believed all the bull

I wish I’d bought more dunny rolls

Still sometime rolls around

Every time that Victoria declares

Were gonna have to lock her down

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