Covid Nineteen Virus Breakdown.

(Sung to the tune of Rolling Stones 19th Nervous Breakdown)

It’s the sort of thing you pick up at certain dismal, dull affairs

You feel okay, then you start to sway, then cartwheel down the stairs

And it seems to me the crowd think you’ve had one too many beers

But when you try, to explain just why, it all ends up in tears

You better stop, look around

Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes

Here comes your Covid-Nineteen Virus meltdown.

Only yesterday, you got your pay and went out on a bender

Now you’re chucking up this horrible pup that’s just been through a blender

It’s now you think you’re on the brink of a really nasty bug

And the Reaper checked your lifeline and just gave a careless shrug

You better stop, look around

Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes

Here comes your Covid-Nineteen Virus breakdown.

Oh, who's to blame?

The world’s gone insane

And nothing you do don't seem to work

It only seems to make the matters worse

Oh, Sneeze!

Well, you get checked out, but apart from gout, you 0nd you’re in the clear

And the doc just says to mend your ways and lay o too much beer

Your girlfriend calls you up to say that she’s ending the aair

And she’s moving somewhere interstate don’t bother asking where

You better stop, look around

Here it comes, here it comes

He comes your Covid-Nineteen romance breakdown.

Now you realise you need supplies, so you rock on down to Coles

And half the shelves are empty and they’ve got no toilet rolls

So you shoot on up to Woollies but it’s the same sad story there

And you wonder what will happen when there’s nothing left to tear

You better shop, shop around

Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes, here it comes

Here comes your Covid-Nineteen Virus let down.

Oh, who's to blame

this world’s gone insane

the boss rings to say their ain’t no work

and just when you think things can’t get worse

Oh, Sneeze!

And then you prop, look around

Here it comes

Here comes your Covid Nineteen virus breakdown

Here comes your Covid Nineteen virus breakdown.